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Mathmos Astro and Astrobaby Bottles and Custom Astros in USA (cheap)

I am pondering an undertaking, that would save people who want these a lot of money. I am most interested in providing Astro Bottles because they can be used in American 52oz bases quite nicely, especially Century Bases.

I have thought about it a lot and it seems that everyone is complaining about the american (chinese) lava lamps, and everyone is always saying how much better Mathmos is, but that they are just too expensive to import. Someone here suggested picking a go between to buy the lamps in bulk to save money. I am willing to be that person.

I have already placed one bulk order through Electric Planet, and I have learned a few things. When I offered full lamps to people on ebay and on this site, I got very little response, and I believe that it was because that even though I was selling them cheaper than getting them yourself- the savings was either not enough or the economy sucks and no one can afford them. For this reason, I believe that buying the bottles only and just using them on existing bases would be the most economical way to enjoy the English Goodness. After all the Bottle/Globe is the most important part of a lava lamp. Sure, a base accents it, but the Lava is the real focus. This is all we really need. Who wants to deal with rewiring and all that- I have done it, and I won't leave the lamp on unattended because a part of me in the back of my mind thinks that it might just melt the plastic at the bottom of the lamp, catch on fire and burn my house down.

Maybe some of you already own an Astro Base, and can just switch out the colors as you see fit. No matter how you would use them, buying only the bottles is like half the cost of a new lamp- buying 2 bottles is like getting 2 lamps for the price of one. You simply can not deny this value.

My goal would be to make these available to you at a great savings, lets say around $50 for the first one, $45 for the second, and each additional one you buy after that would be $40. These globes retail in England for £22.99 which translates to about $33.76, and that is before shipping which is usually at least £34.99 ($51.38), so a new bottle from electric planet would cost a total of £57.98 or $85.14 shipped to the U.S. You can see how nice it would be to save this much money on these sought after Lavas.

The shipping would be your choice (at your cost). I would think that I could fit 2 bottles in their original box, within a flat rate $13.50 box, priority mail, which isn't a bad deal. I will of course recommend insurance as well. Could probably even do parcel post for like $8.00 or less who knows? I will only charge what it costs though.

I would be happy to offer all the colors, including:

And to attract those that may already have all of these colors already, or prefer even more selection of colors, I am prepared to offer custom colors. I have calculated what other colors may be possible by just switching out fluids for you. This would save you the trouble of having to buy 2 lamps to make the color you most desire yourself. Let me do the work for you. I have made a sort of color matrix that I will consult to calculate how many of each lamp might be needed to create these different custom colors. Here is a list of ones I will be able to make:

Liquid / Lava

Clear / Orange
Clear / Green
Clear / Blue
Clear / Red
Violet / Blue
Violet / White
Blue / Red
Blue / White
Yellow / Orange (doesn't sound like it would look much different from Yellow / Red though)
Yellow / Green
Yellow / Blue (I made this with 32oz american globes by switching fluid and it looks cool as hell)
Yellow / White

The Mathmos Bottles are ideal for this operation because they have twist off tops in the first place unlike the annoying caps on the American ones. I would offer these at the same general pricing of the regular ones, but it must be understood that unlike the regular ones, there will be a limit to how many of each custom color I can make based on the different Matrices I have created. Not every combination is a simple one-two switch, some require, three-way and four-way switches. To illustrate this a bit, I will give an example of my favorite Matrix. It requires the following bottles:
3 - Clear / White
3 - Blue / Blue
1 - Blue / Green
1 - Violet / Orange
1 - Violet / Red
2 - Yellow / Red

After switching these would yield:

1 - Clear / Orange
1 - Clear / Blue
1 - Clear / Red
1 - Violet / Blue
1 - Violet / White
2 - Blue / Red
2 - Blue / White
1 - Yellow / Green
1 - Yellow / Blue

This is my favorite matrix so far because it makes colors that are not available (Clear / Green is available in the Fluidium) and it skips Yellow / Orange (for the reason stated previously) and Yellow / White (which I can make in conjunction with the matrix, but I would have to color it yellow myself with yellow food coloring, something you could just do yourself anyway).

I created another matrix that does produce one of each of Yellow / Orange and Yellow / White (not using food coloring) , so if someone really wants those colors I can use that matrix instead (it produces the same number of all the other colors that the one illustrated above does). .

Of course, it could be that people are really not even that interested in custom colors, and if that be the case, I am happy to just order and distribute the standard un-touched bottles.

To really make this happen I need to order 50 of these bottles from England, this would be the magic number that would bring shipping down to what it would need to be to pass along the savings, I have stated to you.

What I ask of all of you: members of this humble forum, is: please reply to this post, if you are interested, with the colors you would be interested in buying, be they regulars or customs. I will use the information that I gather in a weeks time to determine not only how many standard bottles I need to order, but how many matrix sets I will need to create any requested customs. If I do not get enough interest in the custom colors, I will not even do the matrix thing and will just stick to standard orders. If I don't get enough solid interest at all, I will simply not do anything.

I have thought about what might happen if too many people want the same thing in the custom bottles, for example if everyone asks for the Yellow / Green. Each set of 11 bottles in the matrix sequence only yield one Yellow / Green, so in that situation I will have to either just give it to whoever asks first, or give the person who asks first the requirement of paying $5.00 more for the right to take it. This makes it more fair and addresses the supply and demand issue while not making the price retarded like ebay bidding does. Also, if there is an interest in certain customs, I might be able to work a special matrix out that produces more of those (it just depends on the response here). Also, you can just order what you need and switch the colors yourself- that works too. Make your own matrix and get exactly what you want, I am willing to help on that too.

I can sell them through ebay with buy it now, if someone doesn't trust me, but for that you will have to pay the ebay fees (all of them), because I am not calculating them into this offering, I want to make this as cheap for you as possible.

Please also, understand that this operation is going to take time, I can see it now, I place the large order and they do not have enough of all the colors I need (ei: Blue / Blue like last time I ordered). The order will have to wait until it is complete to be sent out for reasons of shipping, and I can not predict this wait as I still do not even know how many bottles I will have to order. I will not have this info until I am into the process. I will be fronting the money during this time, so you won't have to worry too much. I won't expect payment until I have what you want in my possession.

If anyone wants full lamps, I can get those too, but I do not really want to, as they are much more expensive to get- I would probably want the money up front in order to provide those- so you would be paying right away and then waiting however long it took for them to arrive from England, and also waiting longer, if they are out of stock on anything that may cause the order to be held up. They do have Astros, Astrobabys and Fluidiums in [Green and Yellow (special orders)] as well as the Telstars. I may also be able to buy some replacement bulbs for you if those were needed, but again, it would make my life more complicated, so I am not offering with much motivation on that either.

I hope to god there is some interest on this offer, I want to make it happen and am willing to put in the time and effort for you guys to enjoy these fantastic lamps.

Let Me Know....................

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Realizing the Mathmos blue is distinctly darker than the pic of the blue / orange, I'd have to fade this one. I'd rather not bother with that. I'll take a clear / orange.. The 4 bottles then:

Liquid / Lava

Blue / White
Clear / Orange
Clear / White
Violet / Orange
Ok, I got it now.
Ok, I am making an executive decision now. I am going to be placing the order on Monday, April 12th 2009. I have not reached the number of requests that I wanted, but I figure I can just pick the remaining 22 bottles myself and try to unload them over time. So, what does this mean to you guys? It means that Sunday night April 11th at 11:59pm will be the deadline for anyone to request a specific bottle. Everyone who has already responded will definitely be getting what they asked for because I am planning the order mostly around them- you will still have a chance to buy these at these prices later, but you will only be able to choose from whatever I happen to have left on hand after I have distributed to everyone who placed requests in time for the order placement. I want to get this over with before too long, and before summer is here, as shipping globes in the summer is a bad idea. Any questions, let me know.
Here is an example of a Mathmos Globe on top of an American Silver Century base. It looks great, and works well too.

An Astro Base would cost you $45.00, I don't really think it's worth it myself, but if you want it, that is how much it will cost.

I am not doing any auctions on ebay at all, I do not want to pay the fees. You will pay by PayPal directly to my account using my e-mail address. I can do auctions if someone really wants me to (if it makes them feel more comfortable) but, you will have to pay an additional cost to cover the fees ebay would charge me to list and sell them, again I am trying to make this as cheap as possible for everyone- I can not do that if I am paying fees to get them too you. The only fees I have calculated into the costs I have quoted above are PayPal fees and Customs fees.

I understand that some of you may feel nervous sending me money before you get the bottles, but I am fine breaking them up for you (sending a few first so you can see I am legit and sending more after that, taking payment only before I ship each package). Though, shipping will be cheaper and safer if I send all of them at once of course. I can also offer "Collection On Delivery" service from UPS which will cost you an additional $9.00 per package. That way, you pay when you receive the goods (money orders or cashiers checks, no personal checks). Also you could send a message to James M. Slone, who is a member here, that I have already sold to in 3 different transactions and shipments. He could vouch for me, as I checked in with him each time to make sure he was satisfied- and he was.

To conclude- I will be happy to to do auctions at your cost, break up shipments into smaller orders or C.O.D. also at your cost.

Hope this answers your questions sufficiently.
Drew's services are great! As soon as you send him the cash, he has it packed well and in the mail. He also gives you a tracking number, so you can keep up with your lamp. Also, after you recieve your lamp, he follows up to make sure you are completely satisfied. Drew's doing a good thing to help us out.
Thanks man, I appreciate the shout out.
Update Time:

I had an issue placing the order today with ElectricPlanet's web-site and I had to just send the order in an e-mail to their customer service e-mail address. I have asked that they tally it all up and send me an invoice. I am sure they will reply tomorrow confirming the order, and I will keep you all updated.

On a side note, I had to order 17 additional Bottles to get to the number I wanted. Down the road, I will want to unload these so I figure I will tell you what I got, again these are extras, they are over and above what you have already ordered. I will have the following:

Blue / Blue x 4
Clear / White x7
Yellow / Red x 2
Violet / Orange x 2
Blue / Green x2

There are also some by-products of the customs mixing. So many people wanted the same custom, namely: Clear / Orange, that I had to abandon the matrix and just calculate what I would need to make what people asked for. So, I will also have the following customs left over for the first people to claim them on this discussion. They are as follows:

Violet / White x3
Blue / Red x1

Thank You everyone who ordered already, it is our efforts as a whole that will get us these beauties at these wicked prices.

More to come.......
Put me down for a Violet/White. Hope it looks good :)
On a side note, I had one or 2 requests outside this discussion. I want to avoid that, it is easier for me to keep track of who ordered what and when, when you do it here. Please do not PM me with orders. Other matters or private details and other things regarding your order and such are ok, but initial requests for bottles need to be posted here.

Thank You for your help in this matter in advance.
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