My Milky Grande Lava Lamp Is Milky

[Mark Goo]

Did I mention that it is milky?

[Erin]

My smoky starship lava lamp is smoky.

[Dr. WHAT?!]

I thought you said Milky but I wasn't sure if you meant Milky or just Milky.

[Mark Goo]

My cloudy Aristocrat is cloudy.

Erin said:

My smoky starship lava lamp is smoky.

[WeeboTech]

My oozing goo is gooey tooey!

 

[The Blob]

I'm disenchanted with my enchantress.

[WeeboTech]

I think they are just playing on words. There's plenty of people, idea's and remedies that can aid you. 

Peter Swonson said:

I find that a bit disrespectful as I am having this issue and it's really annoying me.

[Mark Goo]

My Aladdin is looking saddened.

[Keith]

My Consort has no retort

[Keith]

My Squiggle likes to giggle

[Keith]

My Wizard looks like a blizzard

[Keith]

My Princess is frigid

[WeeboTech]

My regency has no decency!