Famous Lava Owners

[Tom S]

So, a question for y'all. Who is the most unlikely lamp owner you can think of.....but why they would have one. I'll go first....

Person: The Pope.
Why: Because after hitting the sacramental wine bar, the Pope swears he can see the image of Mary Magdalene.

Your turn.....

[Loren]

Ann Coulter. I don't think they can get warm enough to run when she's around.

But if she did have one, it would definitely be to make poor people jealous.