Mathmos Astro and Astrobaby Bottles and Custom Astros in USA (cheap)

[Drew]

I am pondering an undertaking, that would save people who want these a lot of money. I am most interested in providing Astro Bottles because they can be used in American 52oz bases quite nicely, especially Century Bases.

I have thought about it a lot and it seems that everyone is complaining about the american (chinese) lava lamps, and everyone is always saying how much better Mathmos is, but that they are just too expensive to import. Someone here suggested picking a go between to buy the lamps in bulk to save money. I am willing to be that person.

I have already placed one bulk order through Electric Planet, and I have learned a few things. When I offered full lamps to people on ebay and on this site, I got very little response, and I believe that it was because that even though I was selling them cheaper than getting them yourself- the savings was either not enough or the economy sucks and no one can afford them. For this reason, I believe that buying the bottles only and just using them on existing bases would be the most economical way to enjoy the English Goodness. After all the Bottle/Globe is the most important part of a lava lamp. Sure, a base accents it, but the Lava is the real focus. This is all we really need. Who wants to deal with rewiring and all that- I have done it, and I won't leave the lamp on unattended because a part of me in the back of my mind thinks that it might just melt the plastic at the bottom of the lamp, catch on fire and burn my house down.

Maybe some of you already own an Astro Base, and can just switch out the colors as you see fit. No matter how you would use them, buying only the bottles is like half the cost of a new lamp- buying 2 bottles is like getting 2 lamps for the price of one. You simply can not deny this value.

My goal would be to make these available to you at a great savings, lets say around $50 for the first one, $45 for the second, and each additional one you buy after that would be $40. These globes retail in England for £22.99 which translates to about $33.76, and that is before shipping which is usually at least £34.99 ($51.38), so a new bottle from electric planet would cost a total of £57.98 or $85.14 shipped to the U.S. You can see how nice it would be to save this much money on these sought after Lavas.

The shipping would be your choice (at your cost). I would think that I could fit 2 bottles in their original box, within a flat rate $13.50 box, priority mail, which isn't a bad deal. I will of course recommend insurance as well. Could probably even do parcel post for like $8.00 or less who knows? I will only charge what it costs though.

I would be happy to offer all the colors, including:
Clear/White
Violet/Orange
Blue/Blue
Yellow/Red
Blue/Green
Violet/Red

And to attract those that may already have all of these colors already, or prefer even more selection of colors, I am prepared to offer custom colors. I have calculated what other colors may be possible by just switching out fluids for you. This would save you the trouble of having to buy 2 lamps to make the color you most desire yourself. Let me do the work for you. I have made a sort of color matrix that I will consult to calculate how many of each lamp might be needed to create these different custom colors. Here is a list of ones I will be able to make:

Liquid / Lava

Clear / Orange
Clear / Green
Clear / Blue
Clear / Red
Violet / Blue
Violet / White
Blue / Red
Blue / White
Yellow / Orange (doesn't sound like it would look much different from Yellow / Red though)
Yellow / Green
Yellow / Blue (I made this with 32oz american globes by switching fluid and it looks cool as hell)
Yellow / White

The Mathmos Bottles are ideal for this operation because they have twist off tops in the first place unlike the annoying caps on the American ones. I would offer these at the same general pricing of the regular ones, but it must be understood that unlike the regular ones, there will be a limit to how many of each custom color I can make based on the different Matrices I have created. Not every combination is a simple one-two switch, some require, three-way and four-way switches. To illustrate this a bit, I will give an example of my favorite Matrix. It requires the following bottles:
3 - Clear / White
3 - Blue / Blue
1 - Blue / Green
1 - Violet / Orange
1 - Violet / Red
2 - Yellow / Red

After switching these would yield:

1 - Clear / Orange
1 - Clear / Blue
1 - Clear / Red
1 - Violet / Blue
1 - Violet / White
2 - Blue / Red
2 - Blue / White
1 - Yellow / Green
1 - Yellow / Blue

This is my favorite matrix so far because it makes colors that are not available (Clear / Green is available in the Fluidium) and it skips Yellow / Orange (for the reason stated previously) and Yellow / White (which I can make in conjunction with the matrix, but I would have to color it yellow myself with yellow food coloring, something you could just do yourself anyway).

I created another matrix that does produce one of each of Yellow / Orange and Yellow / White (not using food coloring) , so if someone really wants those colors I can use that matrix instead (it produces the same number of all the other colors that the one illustrated above does). .

Of course, it could be that people are really not even that interested in custom colors, and if that be the case, I am happy to just order and distribute the standard un-touched bottles.

To really make this happen I need to order 50 of these bottles from England, this would be the magic number that would bring shipping down to what it would need to be to pass along the savings, I have stated to you.

What I ask of all of you: members of this humble forum, is: please reply to this post, if you are interested, with the colors you would be interested in buying, be they regulars or customs. I will use the information that I gather in a weeks time to determine not only how many standard bottles I need to order, but how many matrix sets I will need to create any requested customs. If I do not get enough interest in the custom colors, I will not even do the matrix thing and will just stick to standard orders. If I don't get enough solid interest at all, I will simply not do anything.

I have thought about what might happen if too many people want the same thing in the custom bottles, for example if everyone asks for the Yellow / Green. Each set of 11 bottles in the matrix sequence only yield one Yellow / Green, so in that situation I will have to either just give it to whoever asks first, or give the person who asks first the requirement of paying $5.00 more for the right to take it. This makes it more fair and addresses the supply and demand issue while not making the price retarded like ebay bidding does. Also, if there is an interest in certain customs, I might be able to work a special matrix out that produces more of those (it just depends on the response here). Also, you can just order what you need and switch the colors yourself- that works too. Make your own matrix and get exactly what you want, I am willing to help on that too.

I can sell them through ebay with buy it now, if someone doesn't trust me, but for that you will have to pay the ebay fees (all of them), because I am not calculating them into this offering, I want to make this as cheap for you as possible.

Please also, understand that this operation is going to take time, I can see it now, I place the large order and they do not have enough of all the colors I need (ei: Blue / Blue like last time I ordered). The order will have to wait until it is complete to be sent out for reasons of shipping, and I can not predict this wait as I still do not even know how many bottles I will have to order. I will not have this info until I am into the process. I will be fronting the money during this time, so you won't have to worry too much. I won't expect payment until I have what you want in my possession.

If anyone wants full lamps, I can get those too, but I do not really want to, as they are much more expensive to get- I would probably want the money up front in order to provide those- so you would be paying right away and then waiting however long it took for them to arrive from England, and also waiting longer, if they are out of stock on anything that may cause the order to be held up. They do have Astros, Astrobabys and Fluidiums in [Green and Yellow (special orders)] as well as the Telstars. I may also be able to buy some replacement bulbs for you if those were needed, but again, it would make my life more complicated, so I am not offering with much motivation on that either.

I hope to god there is some interest on this offer, I want to make it happen and am willing to put in the time and effort for you guys to enjoy these fantastic lamps.

Let Me Know....................

[Drew]

In regards to the question of when I will be ordering, here is my response:

Once I reach 50 bottle requests, I will let you all know immediately through the discussion and I will order pretty much immediately. I estimate the shipping time from England to be about 5 days provided they have everything I need in stock. I will also tell everyone the day and time I place the order, and will give order updates as I receive them from England (everything in stock, order shipped) along with tracking details to help everyone estimate more closely when I can actually get them to you.

[Alfred]

I'd buy a clear/white and blue/blue. Also, I'd be interested in a couple of Astrobaby sized bottles if you offered them, depending on how much you calculated the final cost to be for those.

[Drew]

The Astrobaby bottles are surprisingly actually the same base price as the Astro Bottles, so they would be exactly the same pricing schedule as the Astros through me. I would treat them just as if they were Astros, so if you bought the Clear / White and Blue / Blue Astro bottles, then all other bottles ordered, including astrobaby bottles, would be $40.00. Again, it will always be $50.00 for the first bottle, $45.00 for the second and $40.00 for each additional bottle, it makes no difference if it is Astro or Astrobaby.

[Drew]

You can just request one, ordering more will save you money on each one, but ordering one is completely acceptable, it would be $50.00, plus whatever shipping costs, I can do Parcel Post (cheap but longer wait), priority mail (usually 3 days, but $10 and something cents, or UPS, which includes insurance, and may be the better choice for one bottle. The other thing is that if you order 2 bottles, they fit perfectly in the flat rate priority mail "large box" with a flat rate of $13 and something cents, this, I think will be the best deal for people ordering 2 bottles.

[Alfred]

Yes... now that I read your post more carefully and look at Electric Planet, I see that. I'll just stick with the 2 Astro bottles, then. I hope you get sufficient interest in this.

[Drew]

Ok, then to confirm, I am to put you down for one Clear / White and one Blue / Blue Astro bottle. No Astrobaby bottles?

[Drew]

The lamp will cost you $90.00 and then with shipping, it will be more like $105.00- this is not as much a savings as ordering just bottles, but if you don't mind paying $90.00 for a lamp, I can certainly do it for you.

[Alfred]

Yes... and thanks for organizing this. I've wanted to get a couple Mathmos globes, but the shipping is so much for small orders.

[Drew]

Ok, tomorrow it will be a week that this post has been here, and so far I have requests for 23 bottles, I need to gather 27 more requests before I can even place the order. Is anyone else interested?

[Drew]

Still no new interest after a week, I suppose I should give it another week I guess.

Also, ElectricPlanet now stocks Clear / White Astrobaby Bottles, so I can offer those as well.

[Drew]

No, those stopped production long ago, around 2001 or so, they had problems with them, and thus stopped making them. The only way to get those is to find one on ebay or elsewhere used, and pay a lot of money for them.

[Rosebudteg]

I don't know if your still accepting orders for complete lamps, but if you are, I'd like to get a clear/white Astrobaby and a clear/white Astro.

Yeah, I'm #01 hungry. :)

But in any case, I'll order those two complete lamps if your accepting orders for complete lamps.